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National Lampoon, "Deteriorada"

Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.

Polish proverb

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

Robert Benchley

(1889-1945)

U.S. humorist

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

Robert Orben

(1927-- )

U.S. humorist, writer for Red Skelton and Jack Paar

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big...

Stephen Baker, author of How to Live with a Neurotic Cat

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of...

"Basic Sex Facts for Today's Youngfolk," Life In Hell, Matt Groening

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex,...

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U.S. cartoonist

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.-~William H. Mauldin (1921

--Groucho Marx

(1890-1977)

U.S. comedian

Africa is God's county, and he can have it.

-Ecclesiastes 12:12

(ca. 200 B.C.)

Of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.

-Eugene McCarthy

(1916--)

U.S. senator from Minnesota, author

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have...

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